George Shapiro
"Bombing is part of the process of putting a good act together. You have to embrace it. You'll be in pain. You'll feel terrible. I've seen comedians crying after it… but bombing gives you the opportunity of knowing what doesn't work, and then starting new jokes. It's essential that a comedian bombs. Just stay with it, learn from it, and keep doing it. Get back on the horse -- there's a reason for that old cliché."
Bill Dana
"There is nothing that comes close to the elixir of humor- the approbation, the applause; no narcotic comes close. To stand on a stage and have people stand up and clap and say 'you done good, and now I can survive this day.' Yeah, oh it's worth it."
Steve Allen
"I honestly don't think I would change anything. Some people say, 'I bet you wouldn't give up "The Tonight Show."' No, I would give it up as fast as I gave it up the first time. In fact, how Johnny Carson, how any human being, was able to stay behind that desk for 30 years, I could have never done that. It would have driven me crazy."
Dick Van Dyke
Marlo Thomas
Grant Tinker
"That was the boutique aspect of MTM. There was nothing we HAD to do because we had thousands of people on the payroll. We just did the things that appealed to us, some of which didn't appeal to others, so they became failed pilots or whatever."
Orson Welles
Gene Kelly
Harry Crane
Carl Reiner
"I knew we were doing something very good. When writers would come to work for me, I'd read their scripts, they would be full of slang and I'd tell them, 'fellas, don't use slang of the day. In reruns, five years down the line, we don't want to hear somebody say, 'he took out his gat.'"