Mark Sandrich
Argyle Nelson
Jack Aldworth
Desi Arnaz
Vivian Vance
Red Skelton
Greg Garrison
"My whole deal for 'The Dean Martin Show' was done with a handshake. There never was a piece of paper, ever, that existed between us. Not in the next thirty some-odd years, and we’re still partners as far as I’m concerned. The Dean Martin Family Trust Fund Estate still gets fifty percent of everything that comes in, and I get fifty. Because that was my deal with him. Dead or alive."
Dick Martin
Lily Tomlin
Flip Wilson
JoAnne Worley
"If they want Joanne Worley I say, 'How much do you want her?' Because I can play it up or bring it down. It's easy to do Joanne Worley!"
Sarah Purcell
Fred Willard
"Often at a party you might have something to say and you start to say it, and someone else comes in with a line and suddenly you're off. But in front of the camera it comes time for you to say something and you just say it. That's what I like about being an actor, when it comes time for me to say my line, everyone else has to be quiet."
Richard M. Nixon
David Letterman
Richard S. Salant
Isabel Sanford
"People on the street have asked me, 'how in the world could you stand that George Jefferson?' I said, 'well, if you were getting the money that I'm getting, you'd stand him too!"